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rachel dixon, austin texas
   six word story (via c-yclone)

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to infinity and beyond done with this fucking school year

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Girl: I want you to dominate me

Me: Ok


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blaze it? more like glaze it now how about some donuts

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Send me questions



Stravinsky’s rite of spring is about a girl who dances herself to death to appease the Russian god of spring.

When it premiered the crowd got so amped up they opened up a mosh pit in the theater and the night would be forever known as the “riot of spring”

There’s a piece in the bassoon repertoire called “Dead Elvis” and when you buy the music you have to contractually agree to only perform the piece in a full Elvis costume.


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*packs a bong* see im not gunna rip it cause its a metaphor. *holds it to my mouth and makes saxophone noises* the real high is life

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*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

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Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

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ok so i’ve only watched two episodes but so far it’s basically

person: ahh im dying i think

house: yes you’re dying of disease 1

person: shit

doctors: house you’re lying they don’t have disease 1

house’s boss: damnit house you’re the worst doctor i’ve ever seen


Yes. I’d like some bird seeds, thank you. and how long does it usually take for the birds to grow.

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remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit

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