blaze it? more like glaze it now how about some donuts
Stravinsky’s rite of spring is about a girl who dances herself to death to appease the Russian god of spring.
When it premiered the crowd got so amped up they opened up a mosh pit in the theater and the night would be forever known as the “riot of spring”
There’s a piece in the bassoon repertoire called “Dead Elvis” and when you buy the music you have to contractually agree to only perform the piece in a full Elvis costume.
*packs a bong* see im not gunna rip it cause its a metaphor. *holds it to my mouth and makes saxophone noises* the real high is life
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.
Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something
ok so i’ve only watched two episodes but so far it’s basically
person: ahh im dying i think
house: yes you’re dying of disease 1
doctors: house you’re lying they don’t have disease 1
house’s boss: damnit house you’re the worst doctor i’ve ever seen
Yes. I’d like some bird seeds, thank you. and how long does it usually take for the birds to grow.