i burn calories by insulting them
“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”
(via nutellaprince)
| For two weeks! If you want to write me, do so at: | |
| Rachel Dixon | |
| Camp Blue Haven | |
| HC 81, box 304 | |
| Las Vegas NM 87701 |
roses can be red
violets aren’t fucking blue
this is an actual correct poem
bottom line: i’d like to fuck you
come on guys, i worked the best pun of my life in at the end
(via 1997teens)
i hate it when some people snatch your phone or wallet or anything similar and start casually looking through it and pointing out stupid shit like “why do you have no games on your phone” or “why do you have a 3 year old bus ticket in your wallet” like piss off, why cant i have a 3 year old bus ticket in my wallet? rude bitch.
(via 1997teens)